It's Friday, and it's time to loosen up and get ready for the long weekend. What better way than to hear a few jokes?! If you need a good laugh before you head out today, check out these six pig jokes. P.S. Sorry about the Dad jokes...
Q: Who is the smartest pig in the world?
A: Ein-swine
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/pigjokes.html
Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
A: In an hambulance!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/pigjokes.html
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: Piiig!
source: http://mypigmeup.com/2014/05/19/more-funny-pig-jokes-and-riddles/
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
source: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-pig-jokes.html
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig."
The boy said nothing.
"Well! Do you know what a pig is?"
"Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a sow."
source: http://jokes.skem9.co.uk/cat/Pig-jokes/
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
source: http://laffgaff.com/pig-jokes-and-puns/