--- title: 6 Pig Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Laugh description: It's Friday, and it's time to loosen up and get ready for the long weekend. 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What better way than to hear a few jokes?!  If you need a good laugh before you head out today, check out these six pig jokes. P.S. Sorry about the Dad jokes... --- ###### Q: Who is the smartest pig in the world? ###### A: Ein-swine  source: [http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/pigjokes.html](http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/pigjokes.html)   --- ###### Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? ###### A: In an hambulance!  source: [http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/pigjokes.html](http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/pigjokes.html)   [![City Boy's first time in a hog barn.](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/2294640/b682c10d-bb40-484f-b964-ffe9c4eb658e.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/2294640/b682c10d-bb40-484f-b964-ffe9c4eb658e)  ###### **Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?** ###### A:  Piiig! source: [http://mypigmeup.com/2014/05/19/more-funny-pig-jokes-and-riddles/](http://mypigmeup.com/2014/05/19/more-funny-pig-jokes-and-riddles/)   --- ###### A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!” source: [https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-pig-jokes.html](https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-pig-jokes.html)   [![chocolate covered bacon](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/2294640/535d1c1b-6c23-40e0-be94-28f6a4c3f3aa.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/2294640/535d1c1b-6c23-40e0-be94-28f6a4c3f3aa) ###### The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." ###### The boy said nothing. ###### "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" ###### "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a sow." source: [http://jokes.skem9.co.uk/cat/Pig-jokes/](http://jokes.skem9.co.uk/cat/Pig-jokes/)   --- ###### What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? ###### Jurassic Pork. source: [http://laffgaff.com/pig-jokes-and-puns/](http://laffgaff.com/pig-jokes-and-puns/)   ---    [![New Call-to-action](https://no-cache.hubspot.com/cta/default/2294640/603df496-1863-4382-9ac8-9d3ef9211dff.png)](https://cta-redirect.hubspot.com/cta/redirect/2294640/603df496-1863-4382-9ac8-9d3ef9211dff)     Topics: [Insider](https://info.newstandard-group.com/blog/topic/insider) ## Comments  ### Subscribe to Email Updates Search this site on Google Search Google ### Topics - [Sow Housing (79)](https://info.newstandard-group.com/blog/topic/sow-housing) - [Insider (66)](https://info.newstandard-group.com/blog/topic/insider) - [Electronic Feeding (53)](https://info.newstandard-group.com/blog/topic/electronic-feeding) - [Design (52)](https://info.newstandard-group.com/blog/topic/design) - [Modern Producer (29)](https://info.newstandard-group.com/blog/topic/modern-producer) - [Podcast (19)](https://info.newstandard-group.com/blog/topic/podcast) ### Follow Us ### Recent Articles New Standard Ag Manitoba info@newstandardag.com (204)485-4600 New Standard West Alberta kase@newstandardwest.com (403)650-5051 New Standard US South Dakota info@newstandardus.com (605)496-9696 ![Newstandard_Group](https://info.newstandard-group.com/hubfs/Newstandard_Group_Jan2017/images/logo_footer.jpg) ©2016 Copyright New Standard Ag Website Design by [5J Design](http://www.5jdesign.com)