It's Friday, and it's time to loosen up and get ready for the long weekend. What better way than to hear a few jokes?! If you need a good laugh before you head out today, check out these six pig jokes. P.S. Sorry about the Dad jokes...
Q: Who is the smartest pig in the world?
Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
A: In an hambulance!
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig."
The boy said nothing.
"Well! Do you know what a pig is?"
"Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a sow."
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?